STUDY? HAH! INSTEAD:

No sleep for me.

DE-EVOLUTION.

I woke up today.

war hasn't ended.

people are killing other people

people are still FREAKING STUPID.

politicians - ditto.

I swear we are going to lose our opposable thumbs soon.

Today Is A Revelation...just kidding, it was just like any other day.

Wow. I haven't had the time to blog in a while. Here Gos.

First up - Taking life seriously.

You all need to stop worrying about what is killing you.

• DRUGS WILL KILL YOU.





• ALCOHOL WILL KILL YOU.





• SEX WILL KILL YOU.





• SITTING IN THE SUN WILL KILL YOU.

Hey.

...

...

We are all going to die. (We dont even know if 'death' is final. We may be the imagination of oneself OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~)

And instead of worrying about the time of the eventual death of ourselves, we should be living our life for all it's worth.

I bet there are people doing drugs, drinking alcohol and having sex in the sun who are having a great time right now. And guess what. People who dont do drugs, dont drink alcohol, dont have sex and dont sit in the sun for extended amounts of time DIE everyday. OOOH. Sleep tight kiddies.

Now stop taking life so seriously - Have some fun, make some mistakes but learn from them.

And here is some wisdom for you to soak up. Bill Hicks on Drugs -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFHU1X1PED4

And George Carlin on war - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDkhzHQO7jY

Both will be sorely missed.

My (Recent) Musical Fancy (In pictures) for you to (Maybe) listen to (If you want, you really should...) -

Anyhoo. I am currently in the midst of waiting for Dari to come back from the place where the dirt meets salty water (BEEECH.) and doing four assignments.

Woo..

The List We Have to Finish Before 2012 (Or Else...)

In No Particular Order:

• Visit Bali
• Go to Sydney for a few days
• Go to Melbourne for a few days
• Sky diving
• Bungee Jumping
• Stay in Versace Resort for a night, costing da bomb
• Set up a beach day/picnic thingy with Eeeeeevereyone!
• Horse riding on a beach
• Road trip
• Paintball some peepz.
• LONDON

That's all for now. Sho tired =/ Nightnightnighters.

I have nothing else to do. So i shall blog about whatever pops into my brain O.o

This'll be a short one:

Automatic Salt and Pepper grinders:

I hate them.
For some reason, we have them and they take all the fun out of dinner. They have torches on them! I mean SERIOUSLY? Who needs torches when you can turn on your light to see where you are dropping your pepper and salt.

Dad:

AHHH. Yes. My Dad is gay. Not like Queer eye fairy type gay, but he lieks Boys. This may disturb you. I dont care, I love him for who he is, and support whatever he does in the future. He'll still be the same dude who raised me.
Oh and guys gay jokes are funny, you may use them, I really dont mind. =D

Oh and supposedly I am a whore. =/
Well whoever I am, even though i do not think i am, I liek me how I am. I'm not going to change for you. Sorry person. I cant.

lalalalaterz.

Waahhh Waaaaahhh Waaahhhh. That's me. Oh well. I wont tell you what's wrong in this.

Hmm, the last few day's have been pretty eventful, and i'm going to skip out quite a few things that have happened. Corin is pretty =/ At the moment. Buuuuuutttt

i'll try to focus on the positives =D

Okay.

Sunday:

I went to dreamworld with Irene and Matthew, which was lovely. We dragged Matt onto the Claw and the Cyclone, which is an achievement in itself.

Then we went to Alien Vs Predator lazer skirmish Manliness prover.

Round 1 Highlights:

Irene and I were infected ;) and Matthew was on the Human side, so the guy ran us through things and how it works.

Anyway, this is how his little speech went:

"Recruits... turn and face me. In a short moment we shall walk to Briefing bay 3 where i will relay futher instructions to you."

RARARARARRA

"If any of you shoot me... i will take it personally...and i will hunt you down"

RARARARA

"Dont run"

RARARAARRA

"You will die"

RARARAR

LAZERS!

That was pretty much it. it was great. He is da bomb.

Anyway, in round 1 i clocked some kid in the face with a pistol whip to the jaw.
ITSWHATYOUGETFORRUNNINGBIACH!

He should have listened to the Commando outfront, that's what he gets for not follwing the RULES. I'll dish it out harder next time,

So this was the scores for Round 1 (We all sucked reeeealllly bad)

Corin: 240

Matt -10

and Irene the soldier boi. got Minus 230.
Whadda Wiinnnerr!


And then Round 2, Irene, Matt and I camped and beat everyone

Scores:

Corin: 1200 (The man, i got the highest in the game BIACH)

Matt: 950

Irene 600 *claps for Irene* At least it wasn't in he negatives like the first round =p

Then we ditched Dreamworld after the tigggers for a beach, while it was raining. Matt was having a ball throwing rocks and stuff into water.

Then after that we raided Sea World Nara Resort because we are all rebels and used their showers to wash our feet and their Sauna and Towel'sbecause we felt like it. Arent we teh kewl kiddos.

Then we went to Surfer's, and Lost little Matthew to the big bad Arcade.
We must have walked around that place 300 times before we found him, and by then we were out the front checking the shops. Turns ou he was beating peole with his gaming skillz.

Then Matt fell asleep in the car. naawww!

And today/last night. i occupied Blake's residence for a night, and Lincoln brought us free Pizza (Bless his soul <3)
And we played Halo. And i sucked, And there was a girl there O.O At Blakes!


:-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd write about the whole night, but i'm tired. Maybe tomorrow.

Night and shiz.

The Proud Parents Convention.

Today at work i was asked a question by Veronica, whom i was working with at the time.

it was:

"If You Had Three Wishes, what would you wish for?"

I truly didn't know, so i said i'll think about it. In the meantime, she told me her's.

Which were:

• To be more attractive
• To have a successful Career
• To travel the world.

To be honest, i already knew what my wish was going to be. i didn't need to have Three wishes, just one.

My wish was

To be able to have children

Yup, i cant have kids.

Firing blanks, whatever you call it is what i'm doing (You can all sleep better now =p)

I found this out a few months ago, when i had to repeatedly go to the doctors.

And yeah, this really cut me up.

Think about it. No kids. Ever.

All you guys out there take this for granted.

I hear you guys say:

"I'm Never Going to Have Kids"

Thats a lie.

You will. You'll all find love, settle down, have babies, have proud parent moments. You will have ups and downs. You will watch them do stupid things, you will worry about them, you will try to protect them from everything that can harm them. You will hypocritcally lecture them about things you did as a kid.

You'll watch the move out, and rejoice.

after a few days you'll miss them.

You'll be proud of them, no matter what.

Dont take it for granted.

Now. I know you'll all say

Oh..but there is adoption.

Adoption is lovely and all, i'm all for giving unfortunate kids a home and caring for them, but....it's not the same...

Oh well. i'll see. =D

To be honest, the whole father thing appeals to me. i quite like children, like Emily and Matt. I've watched them grow up and i've done the best to be there for them, be the best brother i can.

(Oh and by the way, i have got Matthew's report card. He only got an acceptable on temper and fighting/rough play...WHADDA WEAPON ^O^ And supposedly he is "easily distracted"

Just like me. How cute. =D)

Anyway, while Not having kids doesnt really worry me right now, i'm still young and all and have heaps of life to live...Down the track, It'll hurt.

Even an accident would be nice..

Laters and shiz. =]

Corin.

Bowling, dancing and singing is how you get the girls these days. oh and Zorbing.

So i guess I will start off from last week
So Brendan asked me to go Zorbing with him on Sunday, of course, I agreed. Who wouldnt. Big balls are amusing.

Yeah, zorbing.
For those who do not know what zorbing is, it's getting inside a giant ball and rolling down a hill to make you feel like a man.

So i went over to Brendan's house and watched him play WoW. Clicking squares and stuff. Wooo!

So it's maybe 2 am. Sitting around watching the music channels on fox, and Brendans Hero comes on.

I have to admit, this guy oozes prepubescent Coolness.
His name is Justin Bieber, you may have heard of him before.
if not, heres the song we were watching:

Justin Bieber - Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4&feature=fvst
Anyway, the music video features Justin capturing a girl's heart through singing, hand motions and Jerking. Somehow in the span of the video, they fall in love and i assume they live happily ever after. Notice how she is taller than him? Weird. O_O

So Brendan and I were amazed by his awesome dance moves and him jumping over pool tables and his bowling skills. Then it cut to him doing the best dance move i have ever seen. Skip to 1.31 and 1.50-1.53 of the link posted above to watch.

Brendan and i must have rewinded that video at least 10 times to see that move, and attempted it. i still cant pull it off, but i guess i'll keep practising. I'll woo a crowd with my bowling skills and dancing one day :)

And then this song came on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGz3Neb9Ik8

New music is strange. i'll post the lyrics for the first verse and main part for those who don't want to watch it.

I Want to comb your hair
Your hair is such a mess
Just take off your dress
i want to comb your hair

i dont like my hair neat X4

what's that sound?
i like that sound
i love that sound
it's the sound of my shoes


Yeah, thats basically the whole song.

Brendan and i were /dead.


Then Zorbing:

When we walked into the Zorbing place, i honestly thought i just wasted $72. it didn't look that appealng from the outside, but since i had nothing else to spend $72 on at the time, i had no choice.

So Zorbing turned out to be awesome.
and kicking Brendan in the balls when i rebounded off of the Zorb's wall was also pretty fun.

However, getting hosed down like dogs before entering the ball isnt fun.

Guy: Turn around for me

Us: *Turns around*

Guy: *Blasts with hose*

Me: D=

After Zorbing, i got sunburnt at the beach. Yay.

Oh. and today is Hans Christian Anderson's 205th Birthday. Happy Birthday.